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Let’s do some math…
Groundhogs Day is observed on February 2nd.
Valentines Day is observed on February 14th.
My friend and mentor in this area, Jeff Clark, has done some math that we need to review now:
Groundhogs Day = February 2nd
February 2nd = X
Valentines Day = February 14th
February 14th = Y
I’m not sure of Jeff’s actual beliefs on the matter, but my understanding of them is that Valentines Day is a made up holiday. In today’s modern era it’s a day created/sustained/maintained/promoted by florists, greeting card companies, and candy manufacturers to make more money. I neglect to mention the fine jewelry industry. Lump them in with the previous group. They all want to pad the bottom line. The ladies in our lives have fallen for this modern day fleecing of America. They continue to believe.
Time for more math…
if Feburary 2nd is = 1 day… thus X = 1
if February 14th is = 1 day… thus Y = 1
so…
if X=1 and Y=1 then X must equal Y (X=Y)
Thus the logical thing for the ladies in our lives is as follows…
If you want a nice dinner cooked at home on Valentines… we expect the same on Groundhogs.
If you want a meal out on Valentines… we expect the same on Groundhogs.
If you want jewelry on Valentines… we know what causes jewelry… now don’t we.
We need to unite on this gentlemen.
Unite to bring equal rights to men…
